Daqm Nigger Cars
I work on cars for a living, stereo installer to be exact. so due to my profession im forced to work on nigger rides almost daily. this is a partial list of the weird/stupid/really stupid shyt niggers do to their cars.
Yellow Rose- a very cheap bad smelling air freshener you can buy at most auto parts stores as well as gas stations in the ghetto. Niggers use this foul-smelling shyt to cover up the smell of weed in thier cars. they spray their whole damn interior down with this shyt- like its armour all or somthing. since its not an armour all like product everywhere they spray this crap basically is like spraying glue on everything- you stick to everything on the inside of the car. this glue like coating on everything also attracts dirt and grime- kinda like one of those fly traps after you drag it down a dirt road- you'll see little bugs and crap stuck to the dash where they landed and couldnt fly away. the worst part about this stuff is once it gets on you you smell this crap all day long, until you get home and change clothes and shower. its pretty nauseating, especially in the summer.
Armour all- when a nigger cleans its car, they don't really clean anything- they just spray it down with armour all and wipe. all this really does is just turns the dirt into a nasty slimy mess, similar to yellow rose, only its not as sticky. dumb fuckers even spray the pedals and steering wheel down with it. i have yet, in my 13 years of being a pro installer, yet to see a niggers car that didnt have at least 1 bottle of armour all in the car.
Pictures of their sow gf or nigglets stuck on the instrument cluster- pretty simple- they have a pic of some nigger or nigglet on the instrument cluster, covering up half the gauges. most of the time its right over the top of the check engine light. every nigger car ive ever seen , the check engine light is on. sure,put a picture over that- its as good as fixed! also since the temp gauge, oil gauge, brake light most of the gas gauge and at least half the speedo are covered, they just drive on totally oblivious to the fact their car is overheating, the oil light is on, etc. this is also the reason you see so many nigger cars on the side of the road with the gas door open- dumb fuckers run out of gas.
Trash everywhere- pretty self explanitory- there is always trash in a niggers car, and lots of it. you have a mixture of fast food trash,old food,mail, newspapers, magazines, 3 pairs of shoes, lots of clothes, underwear, you name it. this trash usually fills up the entire back seat area, and the trunk. if the nigger has a child seat in the car, the trash is simply pushed out of the way to make room for the child seat. this is one of my main pet peves about working on cars- they bring the shit to me to have me install audio equipment and dont even have the courtesy to get all the crap out of the way so i can do my job. i just throw it in a big pile next to the car, do my thing and throw it back in the car- i dont throw any of their crap away for them. some of these piles are almost as big as the damn car.
Cheap ass accessories/ audio equipment from autozone/walmart. like i had to tell you this one. yup Ed hardy seat covers/stering wheel covers, those retarded fender vents, the cheapest jensen radio- usually a flip out screen, at least 4 neon lights, all plugged into the cig lighter, floor mats from a completely different car, all of them installed very VERY poorly. the radio is always just hanging there cause the nigger was too cheap to buy a $20 dash kit so the radio will at least fit, the wires are always chopped up and hooked up WAY wrong, at least 2 full sets of tweeters in the dumbest possible locations. if they have an amp and subs in the trunk the wiring looks like that ball of x-mas lights that rusty pulls out of the box in christmas vacation. in the trunk they will have the stuff hooked up, as well as the other 3-4 amps they bought from the pawn shop/from thier buddies/stole that they couldnt get to work, the original radio, and original speakers. all of it just bouncing around in the trunk. "no tyrone, i will not warranty those subs cause somthing poked a hole in the cone, thats not covered" i love telling em that- they get pissed!! all togetther they'll have like 4 pairs of speakers, 2-3 amps, several tweeters and subs in the car, but only 2 or 3 speakers will actually play.
Niggers destroy nice vehicles in an unbelievably short period of time. ive seen guys come in the day they buy a car, used or new. then see the car a couple weeks later after they get another paycheck or govnt check ( 1st week of the month is the busiest time for a car audio shop) and the car has been completely destroyed- like all the above plus more. if its a new car it comes back with the ed hardy seat covers, and the entire inside sticky and smelly, seats all stained, big scratches and scrapes in the paint, and the front end all bashed in or a door caved in. this is in a 2 week period! i see it time and time again! really drives me up the wall when they find a nice clean older used car that someone took good care of for 10-15 years and these fucksticks completely destroy it in 2 weeks.
Everything on a niggers car is broken. check engine light on, power lock switch broken, power windows dont work or get stuck half way, engine is knocking and blowing smoke, at least half the lights dont work, the brakes are worn out, tires bald, exhaust leaks badly, car dumps more fluids on my shop floor than the exxon valdez, wipers dont work, A/C doesnt blow cold. power seat is always stuck as far back as it can go and leaned back to the point where the front seat touches the rear seat. you can also tell when a nigger has tried to repair somthing. or course its always nigger rigged. usually with a coat hanger, wire and duct tape. one guy said he just had to replace ball joints on his car, when i pulled the car in it made a loud clunk as it went over the small bump before the bay. out of curiosity i got out and looked underneath. the ball joints had been replaced, but he didnt bother to tighten up the nuts and bolts that hold it to the control arm, the boot was not there and there was no cotter pin on the castle nut. when i informed him of this problem he asks to borrow my tools to he can "take care of that real quick" "sorry buddy, i dont have those kinds of tools here, i just work on stereos." of course i do, but i dont let niggers near my snap on tools. or any tools for that matter. if you go to a nigger mechanic, he will nigger rig your car in the same manner.also- every interior panel inside will be broken-- door panels will be hanging by one clip, seats will often be torn, dash is warped or craked from nigger trying to hide his stash when he got pulled over. usually at least one door will not open at all.
Wheels- yup everyone knows niggers love rims. they'll drive around with expired temp tags and spend every last dime they have on new wheels. they almost always are too big for the car and dont fit. this is especially true on rear wheel drive cars/trucks. the nigger rides you see that are sitting up sky high (ridin' high they call it) arent set up that way because of looks- its because the wheels are too big for the car and the car wont move if it sits any lower. so they stick those blocks in the springs to raise the car up. and even after this the wheels still rub. i have pulled many of these cars in and they can not turn the steering wheel more than 1/2 to 3/4 of a turn in either direction without the car coming to a sudden stop cause the wheels rub the fender or frame. niggers will do everything short of getting a different set of wheels or enlarging the wheel wells to make the oversized rims work. these wheels if bought new are often rented by the week.
Dead Auto Parts Storage- whenever a nigger works on its own car, all the old used parts end up in the trunk. nigger buys a starter from the autoparts store ( more often the junkyard) the old one goes in the trunk and stays there-forever. same for old water pumps, power steering pumps, brake pads, shoes rotors, radiators, even air and oil filters. none of them have been drained of fluids, and the whole mess is sitting in a lake of anti-freeze and oil, along with the niggers stereo equipment. if there is too much stuff in there to close the trunk, nigger just re-arranges shit and then jumps on the trunk lid to close it.
Gas- i have never, and i mean NEVER seen a niggers car with more than 1/3 of a tank of gas showing on the gauge- EVER. ive been working on nigger cars for 13 years, and this is always the norm.
Court Papers- niggers must love court- every time i've had to go into thier glove box or just move shit in general inside the car, there is always some kind of court paperwork inside. wheather it be for tickets, some kind of child support or any various ciminal offense, they have the papers right there inside the car. often if you find the papers you will find the bag that their personal effects were kept in while in jail, with a date less than a week old on the bag.
ok im done- for now
some of you ask may why i deal with this shit. honestly it's kinda like hot water- you get used to it, and most of the time i have a good laugh in the process.and when i work in a decent human area, i get more white customers, and they usually want to do the nice installs that i enjoy doing. besides its fun to take money from a nigger.
* Location: niglando
